Saturday, March 28, 2009

File Under "Awesome!"



Dudes! This new Metallica video is krazy! It starts off with these, like, Russian scientist dudes. There's an explosion, or maybe a volano(?), but it's like, holy shit! how is that antelope still alive? Plus these spores, which the scientists invent to bring back a cat. But Dude, listen, it's a zombie! Oh my god, these zombies are going crazy because they don't speak Russian. So they send the spores to the US in balloons. It's like, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! But the zombies just keep tearing shit up. So guess who saves us? The Russians! They just pretend like, oh shit, where did all these zombies come from? Here you go dudes, here's some anti-zombie shit you can spray on everything. And then at the end, you find out this spore shit is real. Seriously! Some dude's talking about it on the news. Metallica FOREVER!

2 comments:

Incomplete said...

That was a video. A hell of a video. Figures though that Metallica would buy into chem trails. Were they invited to TPAC?

DefendTiller said...

No. But Iron Maiden's "Run to The Hills" was Tiller's National Anthem from 1983-1987. Bassist Steve Harris performed a stunning a cappella at TPAC 1991.

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