TPAC 2009

After three long months of planning, it looks like TPAC 2009 is all set to go this Sunday. I'm really hoping to see everybody there. I understand the sincerity of your beliefs, but now is not the time for silly internecine squabbles. For the record, I think Zionist Bankers, The DARE program, and C-SPAN call screeners are all to blame. But let's not get sidetracked when we're so close to achieving... you know... all that stuff we were talking about last year.

I've listed the tentative schedule below. You know how it goes, gang. SUBJECT TO CHANGE.

And again, much appreciation for your continued financial support. And all those cryptic late night phone calls. I don't always understand, but I sympathize.

Tiller Political Action Conference
Myrtle Creek Elks Lodge
BPOE 1943
Sunday, March 29

10 am
Raising of State of Jefferson Flag
Pledge of Non-Allegiance
Firecrackers, Smoke bombs, maybe some shooting.

10:15 am
Open Bar

10:30 am
Panel Discussion--The Truth Is Out There: The Internet Versus Shortwave Radio
Author William Thomas, "Stolen Skies: The Chemtrail Mystery"
Tiller Resident and Small Appliance Aficionado Barret Loveman
Grover Norquist, Americans For Tax Reform
Moderator: News-Review Publisher Bart Smith

11:30 am
State Rep. Tim Freeman, R-Roseburg.
Introduction: Freedom Moonchild, Umpqua Glassblowers

12:30 pm
Potluck and Cattle Branding

2:00 pm
Panel Discussion--Tiller's Maginot Line: Securing the Jackson County Border Crossing.
Col. James E. "Bud" Freeman (Ret.), Vietnam Veterans Unaffiliated With Military
Former Douglas County Commissioner Marilyn Kittelman
David Carson, UPS Driver
Moderator: Linus Brewster, Poet/ Carpenter

3:00 pm
Tiller Book Club Meeting
Suggested Titles for 2009: The True Story of the Bilderberg Group, Dark History: The Secret History of NASA, Marijuana Horticulture: The Grower's Bible, He's Just Not That Into You

3:30 pm
Update on Tiller's Sister Unincorporated Community--Gansukh, Mongolia


4:00 pm
Demonstration by Martin Larsen, Three-time Oregon Divisional Chainsaw Sculpting Champion.

5:00 pm
Self-Published Author and Local Gold Panner Grant Basque discusses his book "Weird Stuff I've found in Coffee Creek."

6:00 pm
Dinner
Catering by Wolf Creek Job Corp.

7:00 pm
Keynote Speaker: KPIC Weather Anchor/ Reporter/ Hottie Kim Quintero (Score!)